Wednesday, July 8, 2015

NEW CONDOMS YELL VERBAL WARNINGS WHEN INSERTED!

On the heels of the color-changing rubbers come Tell Condoms, a new brand from India that go a step further in protection.

Tell condoms don't change color but  issue verbal warnings to the user one second after it is insterted in the sexual partner.

Tell has put in five standard warnings:

1. Proceed With Intercourse."
2. "Hello, Caitlyn."
3. "Might Wanna Think About It, Pardner."
4. "Danger Will Robinson, Danger!"
5. And for users from the south, "DNA match detected."

Tell Condoms are on sale everywhere.