Wednesday, July 8, 2015
NEW CONDOMS YELL VERBAL WARNINGS WHEN INSERTED!
Tell condoms don't change color but issue verbal warnings to the user one second after it is insterted in the sexual partner.
Tell has put in five standard warnings:
1. Proceed With Intercourse."
2. "Hello, Caitlyn."
3. "Might Wanna Think About It, Pardner."
4. "Danger Will Robinson, Danger!"
5. And for users from the south, "DNA match detected."
Tell Condoms are on sale everywhere.