SIT THE FUCK DOWN AWARD #2

This week's STFDA goes to Houston Rocket DWIGHT HOWARD, the self-professed "Christian" with 6 to 8 baby mamas and recently outed by 16 year-old "girlfriend" in texts from his private phone. You are the Michael Jordan of hypocrites, which is as close as your ass will ever get to Michael Jordan. 

Have a seat with a built-in dick restraint as you watch the NBA Finals.